Archive for November, 2008

Alli Baba and the 40 Thieves.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Alli is cool, alli weight loss is even cooler. Don’t be uncool like that uncool kid you know. alli pills are friggin awesome, I cram them down my throat. I’m always choking on an alli pill and it’s the coolest feeling ever. At the moment where I’m almost dead, I just unleash a chocolate fury in my pants. Pooping one’s pants is one of the alli side effects but it’s also the most exciting. 

Lipo 6 For Everyone!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Lipo 6 hers is for her apparently, and then Lipo 6 x is for the manliest of men! They shred everything when they’re on Lipo 6! Cheese, guitar, slopes while snowboarding, their wives in bed. EVERYTHING! Nutrex lipo 6 120 also sounds pretty great only because it has really big numbers on it. Who would buy Lipo 5? Nobody! Lipo 6 reviews are all positive, don’t argue!

I need the best dietary supplement, fast!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I need the best dietary supplement money can buy! I don’t care what dietary supplement I need, or how many dietary supplements it takes! I’m throwing dietary supplement health to the wind and cultivating the beauty of a natural dietary supplement cocktail! Wooo! I’m definitely open to trying an herbal dietary supplement as long as it’s still considered a weight loss aid. As long as it’s a weight loss dietary supplement, I don’t care about anything else. If you like vitamins dietary supplement then don’t bother commenting, they probably won’t be strong enough for what I want.

Can’t find the “best diet supplement.”

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I’m picky when it comes to diet supplements. For example I don’t want a diet supplement that will make me feel bloated. I only like weight loss diet supplements but I don’t want one that will make me feel full. I think a weight loss diet supplement should be more about your metabolism than your appetite. The best diet supplement is one that is good for you. I’ve tried a lot of different diet and supplements plans but the closest I’ve come to being pleased with a diet nutrition supplement was with a diet pill supplement I found on-line. These diets supplements leave a lot to be desired though, hopefully I can find something!

I hate xenadrine!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I bought xenadrine and it was the worst thing ever! It was so confusing! The box said it was xenadrine rfa but the instructions were specifically for xenadrine rfa 1.  Then I called the help number and was told that my barcode was for cytodyne xenadrine.  After conferring with my doctor he said that I wanted xenadrine ephedra, but not xenadrine nrg! Why is this so confusing? Is it all the same stuff? I want to buy xenadrine because it sounds like a good idea, but I’m afraid to spend money when I go to buy xenadrine rfa and have it be the wrong stuff! The xenadrine diet might be good but if no one is smart enough to know how to use it correctly then I don’t know if it’s worth my money.

ZCA stack is my boyfriend.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I’ve been getting serious about ZCA stack. But my parents don’t think my obsession is healthy! But I don’t agree so I’m writing this zca stack review. For me reading zca stack reviews is like reading Twilight. I know that zca stack works but I don’t know why. I just know I feel prettier after I buy zca stack than on prom night! Since I found the zca stack diet, it’s changed and consumed my life. But not my parents are sucking! Can I buy zca stack by myself when I’m only 14? If it weren’t for zca stack I’d be totally sad.

One more diet pill

Monday, November 24th, 2008

On a search to find the top diet pill I ran across some information on the andipex diet pill. At first I wasn’t big on prescription diet pills but it seems that they may be the best diet pills. Just food for thought if you’re ever interested in finding a new diet pill.

I found a new energy pill!

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Energy pills are awesome!! You haven’t had energy until you’ve had pill energy. I just tried this new energy pill, its the yellow jacket energy pill. One the best weight loss energy pill on the market.

Ouch! My relacore.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

I stubbed my relacore. Ever noticed how sensitive relicore‘s are? My relacor is doubly so, due to it’s unique shape. It destroys your relecore any day of the week.  include me pounding your girlfriend.

Cat overdosed on relacore

Friday, November 21st, 2008

So there I was. In the shower. When suddenly I heard a crash come from the other room. Upon inspection, I found my cat had somehow opened my bottle of relacore and downed the entire thing. Needless to say, he was huge. Muscles everywhere. And dead. Apparently relicore made his muscles so huge that he couldn’t breathe. Damn you relacor! Daaamn yoooooou relecore!!!! Only too late do I realize that relacor side effects include insane muscle growth.