Werewolves love energy pills. If a werewolf doesn’t have an energy pill it goes into a rage and starts eating people. They only like the effective diet pills and thrive off of ephedra weight loss. They also watch “House”, it’s their favorite show. They couldn’t believe it when they learned Hugh Lorre is British! Well, I’d better put some energy diet pills on my porch so I don’t get eaten. Excuse me.
Archive for December, 2008
Chock Full O’ Energy Pills
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008An Energy Pill and You
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008My cat is enormously obese, she ate two sofa beds yesterday, and I gave her a “cat spanking” to show how angry I was. I then snuck some energy pills in her McDonalds breakfast and she ran around the house for a good 84 hours straight. The energy pill is probably the best energy pill that money can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. I also gave her a weight loss energy pill and about 892 energy diet pills. She later died, but damn was she in shape when she did!
Best Energy Pills, Sir.
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008I want some energy pills sir, and not just any ordinary energy diet pills, but the best energy pills that money can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full. Well holy cow, I got one of them energy diet pill stuck in one nostril and a best energy diet pill in the other. Better call ma and pa.
Best Energy Pill in the Northwest
Friday, December 12th, 2008Pssst, hey! You want the best energy pill? Well, come here and I’ll tell you all about the diet and energy pills. All I need from you is all the money in your wallet, that’s right, I’m robbing you. I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you the shpiel on an energy diet pill and energy pills and all you have to do is listen or I’ll stab you…with information! And also this knife. energy diet pills will save your life. Well, have a good night, chump.