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An Energy Pill and You

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

My cat is enormously obese, she ate two sofa beds yesterday, and I gave her a “cat spanking” to show how angry I was. I then snuck some energy pills in her McDonalds breakfast and she ran around the house for a good 84 hours straight. The energy pill is probably the best energy pill that money can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. I also gave her a weight loss energy pill and about 892 energy diet pills. She later died, but damn was she in shape when she did!

I found a new energy pill!

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Energy pills are awesome!! You haven’t had energy until you’ve had pill energy. I just tried this new energy pill, its the yellow jacket energy pill. One the best weight loss energy pill on the market.