Werewolves love energy pills. If a werewolf doesn’t have an energy pill it goes into a rage and starts eating people. They only like the effective diet pills and thrive off of ephedra weight loss. They also watch “House”, it’s their favorite show. They couldn’t believe it when they learned Hugh Lorre is British! Well, I’d better put some energy diet pills on my porch so I don’t get eaten. Excuse me.