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Chock Full O’ Energy Pills

KarateDan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:39:54 +0000

Werewolves love energy pills. If a werewolf doesn’t have an energy pill it goes into a rage and starts eating people. They only like the effective diet pills and thrive off of ephedra weight loss. They also watch “House”, it’s their favorite show. They couldn’t believe it when they learned Hugh Lorre is British! Well, I’d better put some energy diet pills on my porch so I don’t get eaten. Excuse me.

An Energy Pill and You

KarateDan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:32:52 +0000

My cat is enormously obese, she ate two sofa beds yesterday, and I gave her a “cat spanking” to show how angry I was. I then snuck some energy pills in her McDonalds breakfast and she ran around the house for a good 84 hours straight. The energy pill is probably the best energy pill that money can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. I also gave her a weight loss energy pill and about 892 energy diet pills. She later died, but damn was she in shape when she did!

Best Energy Pills, Sir.

KarateDan — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:25:38 +0000

I want some energy pills sir, and not just any ordinary energy diet pills, but the best energy pills that money can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full. Well holy cow, I got one of them energy diet pill stuck in one nostril and a best energy diet pill in the other. Better call ma and pa.

Best Energy Pill in the Northwest

KarateDan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:32:10 +0000

Pssst, hey! You want the best energy pill? Well, come here and I’ll tell you all about the diet and energy pills. All I need from you is all the money in your wallet, that’s right, I’m robbing you. I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you the shpiel on an energy diet pill and energy pills and all you have to do is listen or I’ll stab you…with information! And also this knife. energy diet pills will save your life. Well, have a good night, chump.

Alli Baba and the 40 Thieves.

KarateDan — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:11:13 +0000

Alli is cool, alli weight loss is even cooler. Don’t be uncool like that uncool kid you know. alli pills are friggin awesome, I cram them down my throat. I’m always choking on an alli pill and it’s the coolest feeling ever. At the moment where I’m almost dead, I just unleash a chocolate fury in my pants. Pooping one’s pants is one of the alli side effects but it’s also the most exciting.

Lipo 6 For Everyone!

KarateDan — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:08:12 +0000

Lipo 6 hers is for her apparently, and then Lipo 6 x is for the manliest of men! They shred everything when they’re on Lipo 6! Cheese, guitar, slopes while snowboarding, their wives in bed. EVERYTHING! Nutrex lipo 6 120 also sounds pretty great only because it has really big numbers on it. Who would buy Lipo 5? Nobody! Lipo 6 reviews are all positive, don’t argue!

I need the best dietary supplement, fast!

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:12:25 +0000

I need the best dietary supplement money can buy! I don’t care what dietary supplement I need, or how many dietary supplements it takes! I’m throwing dietary supplement health to the wind and cultivating the beauty of a natural dietary supplement cocktail! Wooo! I’m definitely open to trying an herbal dietary supplement as long as it’s still considered a weight loss aid. As long as it’s a weight loss dietary supplement, I don’t care about anything else. If you like vitamins dietary supplement then don’t bother commenting, they probably won’t be strong enough for what I want.

Can’t find the “best diet supplement.”

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:07:35 +0000

I’m picky when it comes to diet supplements. For example I don’t want a diet supplement that will make me feel bloated. I only like weight loss diet supplements but I don’t want one that will make me feel full. I think a weight loss diet supplement should be more about your metabolism than your appetite. The best diet supplement is one that is good for you. I’ve tried a lot of different diet and supplements plans but the closest I’ve come to being pleased with a diet nutrition supplement was with a diet pill supplement I found on-line. These diets supplements leave a lot to be desired though, hopefully I can find something!

I hate xenadrine!

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:02:01 +0000

I bought xenadrine and it was the worst thing ever! It was so confusing! The box said it was xenadrine rfa but the instructions were specifically for xenadrine rfa 1. Then I called the help number and was told that my barcode was for cytodyne xenadrine. After conferring with my doctor he said that I wanted xenadrine ephedra, but not xenadrine nrg! Why is this so confusing? Is it all the same stuff? I want to buy xenadrine because it sounds like a good idea, but I’m afraid to spend money when I go to buy xenadrine rfa and have it be the wrong stuff! The xenadrine diet might be good but if no one is smart enough to know how to use it correctly then I don’t know if it’s worth my money.

ZCA stack is my boyfriend.

voltron — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 01:56:27 +0000

I’ve been getting serious about ZCA stack. But my parents don’t think my obsession is healthy! But I don’t agree so I’m writing this zca stack review. For me reading zca stack reviews is like reading Twilight. I know that zca stack works but I don’t know why. I just know I feel prettier after I buy zca stack than on prom night! Since I found the zca stack diet, it’s changed and consumed my life. But not my parents are sucking! Can I buy zca stack by myself when I’m only 14? If it weren’t for zca stack I’d be totally sad.